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Redneck Joke
Post by admin on Jul 21, 2006, 6:13am

A small zoo in Virginia had a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle .

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available .



Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.



Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution .



Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition.



Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.



The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:


1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition .



2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'run raised as Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.


4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated,

"You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
Re: Redneck Joke
Post by titch5 on Jul 21, 2006, 11:32am

quality, best thing is i never saw it coming :P
Re: Redneck Joke
Post by ignite7 on Jul 24, 2006, 12:15pm

Funny because its true.